Returns Policy (Very Strict)

All sales are final.

This is mostly because there were no sales.

If you would like to return:

A bad opinion

A conspiracy theory

An inside joke you didn’t understand

Please allow 3–5 business lifetimes for processing.

FAQ

Q: Is this podcast serious?
A: Sometimes accidentally.

Q: Do you research your topics?
A: We research enough to be confident and not enough to be experts.

Q: Are you qualified to talk about this?
A: Define “qualified.”

Q: Can I be on the podcast?
A: Can you bring snacks?

Q: Why are you like this?
A: Great question.