Terms of service

Last Updated: 10/31/2023

Welcome, and thank you for your interest in Collective Offensive (“Creator,” “we,” or “us”) and our website at https://collectiveoffensivepod.com, provided through Fourthwall, (the “Service”). These Terms of Service are a legally binding contract between you and Creator regarding your use of the Service.

PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING TERMS CAREFULLY.

BY CLICKING “I ACCEPT,” OR BY OTHERWISE ACCESSING OR USING THE SERVICE, YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE READ AND UNDERSTOOD, AND, AS A CONDITION TO YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE, YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY, THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS, INCLUDING Creator’S PRIVACY POLICY (TOGETHER, THESE“TERMS”). IF YOU ARE NOT ELIGIBLE, OR DO NOT AGREE TO THE TERMS, THEN YOU DO NOT HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO USE THE SERVICE. YOUR USE OF THE SERVICE, AND Creator’S PROVISION OF THE SERVICE TO YOU, CONSTITUTES AN AGREEMENT BY Creator AND BY YOU TO BE BOUND BY THESE TERMS.

You acknowledge that this is, in fact, a website.

You understand that clicking links may take you to other parts of the internet.

We are not responsible for:

  1. You binge-listening to our podcast at 2am.

  2. Quoting us out of context.

  3. Inside jokes you don’t understand (that’s on you).

You agree not to sue us for:

  1. Bad takes.

  2. Mildly controversial opinions.

  3. Emotional damage caused by terrible puns.

All content is provided “as is,” “as available,” and “as we thought of it five minutes before recording.”

If you disagree with these terms, your only remedy is to close the tab dramatically.